windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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