He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I am mentally ready for anal.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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