D3 body, D1 cock
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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