So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
too bad you live with your parents still
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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