Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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