Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
not ubering you a puppy
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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