Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You pole danced in your parka.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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