I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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