Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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