Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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