I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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