We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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