can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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