Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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