Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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