My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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