If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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