Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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