If that was your dad, he is hot
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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