yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
50% drunk capacity currently
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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