ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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