He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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