On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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