Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
