dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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