It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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