the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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