was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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