That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Such a big mess for such a small penis
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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