That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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