What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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