just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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