Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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