Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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