Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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