ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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