You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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