I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
