Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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