are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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