Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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