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(815): View more from Illinois

There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.

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(619): View more from California

Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?

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(716): View more from New York

He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.

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(406): View more from Montana

That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.

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(917): View more from New York City

M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex

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(816): View more from Missouri

I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.

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