Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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