After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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