she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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