please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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