I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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