CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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