I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
