dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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