Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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