i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
