don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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