I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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