Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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