idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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